Ambassador Spice #

19 October 1998

I note with interest and incredulity that Geri Halliwell, former Spice Girl, has been appointed “Goodwill Ambassador” to the United Nations! Just two short years since the Grovey Roaders voted her the ‘second most shaggable Spice Girl’, the ex-Ginger Spice is now ‘campaigning for women in developing countries to enjoy the same rights to health care and access to contraception as those in the industrialised world.’

Fair enough. I’m sure that’ll make a far greater contribution to the planet than any number of ‘Zig-a-zig-ah’s ever did. Still seems weird though.