Is Sylvia There? #

24 April 1999

Long 450 miles drive home. We stopped off in Inverness for some lunch, and it really impressed me (the city, I mean, not the sandwich - although that was OK too). It seemed to be a cute, modern little town, with all the mod-cons. Just a shame it’s so bloody far away…

Finally reached home at about 10pm, and began to wade through the junk mail, junk e-mail, and (somewhat bizarrely), junk ansafone messages. Let the wonders of RealAudio show you what I mean…

Message 1 - “We’re having a great time…”
Message 2 - “Sorry about that…”
Message 3 - “Is Sylvia there?”
Message 4 - “Hi Syl, it’s Peter…”

If, by any chance, you know who Peter (or Sylvia) are, please tell them to stop phoning me…!